THIS IS MY LIFE OK

me: I have Earth shattering news to tell you
Grant: Yes?
me: You're not pregnant
me: The test lied
Grant: no way! /shot
me: *has no idea why on earth she told you that it just blooped *
Grant: Cause I totally thought I was
Grant: I mean
Grant: My period is like 21 years late

I NEED SOULSILVERSHIPPING OR I WILL DIE OK
AND AGENCYSHIPPING
GIMME THOSE AND ILL BE HAPPY

maryrobinette:

gehayi:

youmightbeamisogynist:

naamahdarling:

mythosidhe:

Although I have to point out that there was a piece of speculative science fiction called The Blazing World published by one Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle-upon-Tyne in 1666, slightly predating Mary Shelley.

This is the thing. Women have been doing awesome shit since there was awesome shit to do, we’ve BEEN THERE, if anyone bothered to look.

Oh, they looked. And then maliciously and willfully erased us from the books to keep anyone else from “getting ideas.”

Hell, the first named author in history? Enheduanna, a Sumerian high priestess, poet and lyricist. She’s known as the Shakespeare of Sumerian literature.

The first American mystery novel was written by Metta Victoria Fuller Victor, as well as the first dime novel, and the first crime novel..

(via vaampirequeen)

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

(via shellyshockz)

WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)

askboxmemes:

Dear ______,


I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You 

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. 

If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I 

would build a _______ just 

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. 

We could __________ under the stars. 

Love, 
_______________ 

(P.S. ______________.)

(via gold-and-atauro)

*gets a text from Gold* *looks at text* oh. um. *stares at phone* um. *stares more* um *staring intensly* well then